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 - Mick & Mack

Knock, Knock! Who's there? Lettuce! Lettuce who? Lettuce in!

Knock Knock Who's there? Bat ! Bat who ? Bat you'll never guess!

Q: What’s the difference between snot and broccoli?
A: Kids don’t eat broccoli.

Q: Why did the boy take toilet paper to the birthday party?
A: Because he was a party pooper.

Q: What did one toilet say to the other toilet?
A: You look a little flushed.

Q: Why is B very cool?
A: Because it is sitting in the AC!

Q: What is full of holes and yet used often?
A: A golf course.

Q: What is the hardest thing about learning to ride a bike?
A: The pavement.

Q: What did A and B get in the music store?
A: A CD!

Q: What begins with T ends with T and is filled with tea?
A: A teapot!

Knock, Knock! Who's there? Cows go. Cows go who? No, cows go moo!

Knock, Knock! Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's just a joke.

Knock, Knock! Who's there? Adore. Adore who? Adore stands between us, open up!